The FABS (Fanz-A Bill Smarme)
Here's your very own page, with photos of some unique and rather special people - the FABS, or Fanz-A Bill Smarme. If you would like to have your photo here, just email it to bill@billsmarme.com and if it's not offensive or lewd, I'll include it. I may include it anyway.
Click on the photos for a pop-up! (Know what I mean, gents.)
Your pic. here
Your pic. here
Your pic. here
Your pic. here
So now, when you recognise someone on the street from their photo, you'll be able to walk up to them and straightaway have something to talk about - me! You'll rapidly make a heap of new friends and, who knows, you may end up making whoopee!
BUT, you'll need full documentation and ID of membership of FABS, so please send
£67 + VAT per person to me at Wasteland, Twerton for full membership. Or see me in The Smarme's Arms most Tuesdays.
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